Doing the Damn Thing Tonight

[Arodd]

I don't know what's going down...but something.
Who's drinking heavily tonight?

LET'S DO THIS

i swear if some woman rejects me i'm going to punch her in the vagina

 

[HarryCaray]

I am definitely doin' the motherfuckin' thang tonight! Today is payday motherfuckaaaaa!

Assuming I am not too drunk to achieve an erection, if my GF turns me down, I am going to give her a titty twister until she cries, lube up with her tears, and molest my dog while she watches.

 

[oldirtyku]

Dogsss.... I am headed to the beach this weekend for 3 nites of beer bonging and shots...

I will be on a 3 day bender starting around 3:30 today... I gets like dat b/c thats how I roll...

 

[Arodd]

I am definitely doin' the motherfuckin' thang tonight! Today is payday motherfuckaaaaa!

Assuming I am not too drunk to achieve an erection, if my GF turns me down, I am going to give her a titty twister until she cries, lube up with her tears, and molest my dog while she watches.

hahahahhaha, titty twisting your own girlfriend, i LOVE IT

only difference between your night and mine is that if a girl turns me down, i'll go home, give myself a titty twister, then use my tears as lubricant while my i cry and masturbate simultaneously....yayyyy

 

[HarryCaray]

hahahahhaha, titty twisting your own girlfriend, i LOVE IT

only difference between your night and mine is that if a girl turns me down, i'll go home, give myself a titty twister, then use my tears as lubricant while my i cry and masturbate simultaneously....yayyyy

I plan on getting WAYYY to drunk to fuck tonight anyway. The Bears preseason is on TV at 9, and I'm going to give my live a non-stop barrage Isreal/Lebanon style with Goldschlager and Budweiser.

 

[gynecologist]

No respect for women!!!!

 

[oldirtyku]

I love women... All you young bucks not found the right one to respect...

Just cause you got a GF does not mean you still cannot get drunk and pull down your pants and throw up into someones face... You just got someone to carry you home afterwards...

 

[HarryCaray]

I plan on getting WAYYY to drunk to fuck tonight anyway. The Bears preseason is on TV at 9, and I'm going to give my live a non-stop barrage Isreal/Lebanon style with Goldschlager and Budweiser.

Oooops, I meant to say liver, not live. My edit post button is not there, WTF?!?!?!

 

[gynecologist]

It only gives you 5 mins to edit. Once those 5 minutes are up
its forever hold your piece time.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Putting my penis in a coma is definitely on tap for tonight...

Oh wait, my laptop is dead and a new one doesn't arrive for weeks...AWESOME.

I'm on suicide watch right now. Pornography has ruined my ability to masturbate to imagination alone. Jesus christ.

 

[aceduecetrey]

Started at 11 am today, will be a very long night.

 

[Arodd]

I plan on getting WAYYY to drunk to fuck tonight anyway. The Bears preseason is on TV at 9, and I'm going to give my live a non-stop barrage Isreal/Lebanon style with Goldschlager and Budweiser.

hahahah Israel/Lebanon style...i love it...

Goldschlager is a nice shot...so is Rumpleminze---i may hvae to take a couple in your honor Harry

its 535 here, figure i'll chill then commence video armaggedon. and by video armageddon i mean drinking my face off until i can no longer control my bladder and therefore urinate all over whatever bar counter or dance floor i happen to be at. Kobe!

 

[HarryCaray]

hahahah Israel/Lebanon style...i love it...

Goldschlager is a nice shot...so is Rumpleminze---i may hvae to take a couple in your honor Harry

its 535 here, figure i'll chill then commence video armaggedon. and by video armageddon i mean drinking my face off until i can no longer control my bladder and therefore urinate all over whatever bar counter or dance floor i happen to be at. Kobe!

Kobe! :lolBIG:

I like Rumplemize too. Sambuca is my recent favorite shot, but GS, Jager, and Rumple are old stand-by's of course. I'm too fat to get drunk off beer anymore.

Already 3 shots, 2 beers in! :smoker2:

 

[Arodd]

Kobe! :lolBIG:

I like Rumplemize too. Sambuca is my recent favorite shot, but GS, Jager, and Rumple are old stand-by's of course. I'm too fat to get drunk off beer anymore.

Already 3 shots, 2 beers in! :smoker2:

ohhhhh shit, big dawg's already gettin his grub on

im gonna get started here in a bit myself....i'll have to try Sambuca, and of course Jager is the most ballerific drink of them all.

i'm going to spill my beer on some broad otnight and be like "Kobe!" then shove her against the wall

 

[kingbill]

Was out drinking Irish Car Bombs last night...

half a pint of Guinness
.75 OZ of Bushmills irish Whiskey
.75 oz of Irish Creme

Drop the shot glass in the Guinness and Chug.

Brain Go Boom

 

[HarryCaray]

ohhhhh shit, big dawg's already gettin his grub on

im gonna get started here in a bit myself....i'll have to try Sambuca, and of course Jager is the most ballerific drink of them all.

i'm going to spill my beer on some broad otnight and be like "Kobe!" then shove her against the wall

Sambuca tastes like black jelly beans. Yummmm. If you don't like black licorice, save your money. But if you do, it's the best thing out there.

 

[BankerC]

sambuca is good chilled, very chilled. can't drink that shit if just room temp.

 

[HarryCaray]

sambuca is good chilled, very chilled. can't drink that shit if just room temp.

Yes, must be very cold. Just buy a bottle and keep it in the freezer.

On another note, WTF happened last night?!?!?!?!? :nopityA: ucking: